When someone says "I know what I'm doing!" Be afraid. The Captain of the Costa Concordia probably said those words to the First Officer just before the ship hit the rocks. In this case, there is not much as stake other than looking like Phyllis Diller  on a bad hair day.

OP
"Yesterday, I was at a beauty supply store and saw Adore Brand Demi-Permanent ( Read more... )

Apparently sometimes life isn't fair.

Edit: Not only was the post bahleeted, but she nuked her journal, too!

Screencap courtesy of rochelle! <3<3

...there's a term for this kind of situation, I'm not sure "shared garden" is it, though.

I can see the craiglist posting now:  "Wanted, one immigrant to come to my house every day and work hard to raise a garden for me, since I don't have the time and motivation to do it myself.  For your hours and days of hard work doing most of the labor all ( Read more... )

I'm surprised this hasn't already been posted, too easy.

I want to talk and dress myself out of a traffic ticket. How do I do that?

How is turning right across multiple lanes illegal?

I don't think I have to pay the fine! All I wanted was a bagel!

A mild piece of stupid from aria_star

I'm at a loss of words for this bitI think we have a master ( Read more... )

lolhip_domestics

How do I return my clothes to Wal-Mart?

oh, and lulz lulz lulz at this.

While the OP is snarkworthy, the real gold is in the comments. Can you say "trainwreck"?

ladygaia87 is a Christian now!

She will never cease to amaze me with her stupidity.

** Wow, we need a tag for "butthurt." **

When posting to saucydwellings, you have one of two options. You can either wow people with your extraordinary grasp of style in a few tasteful pictures of your decor, or you can go for quantity.

Quality pops up now and then, but there is no better example of a quantity post than this postI should have known that ( Read more... )

Ignore this. We're currently trying to implement tags. :)

Hi, I'm a camwhore looking for any excuse to plaster my face all over the internet!

Why even bother with the pictures of her "saucy" Rubbermaid drawers when we can just scroll straight to the ones she took of herself in her full-length mirror and pretending to write in her journal?